I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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