so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
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My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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