You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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