Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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