you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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