Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
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