Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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