is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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