I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
God, you're like boner-b-gone
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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