That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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