No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
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Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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