there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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