theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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