did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
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There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
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The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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