i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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