I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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