mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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