Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
