apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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