vagina is talking i cant
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
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there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
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I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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