There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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