When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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