I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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