Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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