We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
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He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
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lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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