I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
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We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
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Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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