Whod you bang
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I think I just shit out all my problems.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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