I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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