cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
tell me about the fingering
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