So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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