I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
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Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
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Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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