i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
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And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
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I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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