windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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