Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
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