Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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