every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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