Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
