Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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