hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Randomize
