Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
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Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
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Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?