you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude