Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
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I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
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I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow