dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
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Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
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Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha