Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
what day is it and did you see me today?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
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you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
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I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.