wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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