I must be too annoying 4 u.
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
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Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
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They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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