So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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