the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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