can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
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don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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