So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
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I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
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We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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