yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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