Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
My vagina just clenched in fear
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
