Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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