was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
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ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
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just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I think a kid would responsible me up
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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