So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
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