So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
