I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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