Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Dignity is for republicans.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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