Who wears a wallet chain?!
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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