If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
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you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
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I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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