last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
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i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
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It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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