She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
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we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
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Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.