He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.