Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people