She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
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i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
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Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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