scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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