She is in my trunk
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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